The real reason the blob fish is that ugly is because it’s adapted to extreme deep-sea pressure, and when brought to the surface its body collapses, giving it that droopy, melted appearance.
The real reason the blob fish is that ugly is because it’s adapted to extreme deep-sea pressure, and when brought to the surface its body collapses, giving it that droopy, melted appearance.
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That must be what happened to my wife.
Wouldn’t its body expand?
Kinda looks like Ted Cruz
https://preview.redd.it/ez9w8yo3upgg1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=d96ce1ce33cb311e455ac92a1bbe2c07b97a9d3b
this is what it looks like before the violent depressurization
I’ve been trying to get people to understand that I’m just better adapted to high-pressure environments for years. No-one ever listens.
I see you blob fish, I see you.
It’s ugly because people perceive it to be ugly.
That fish needs the services of a good plastic Sturgeon..
Ziggy?
It looks like Bob the plumber or wtv it was called
The REAL reason it is so disgustingly ugly is because it looks like Ted Cruz.
Ziggy!
Ok
Yup.. this is the equivalent of us swelling in outer space and bleeding from every orifice, then aliens taking a pic.. “Look at the ugly human!”
It’s very important that you don’t fuck it. No matter how enticing it may seem!!!
Haaland in the blob fishes environment
Just like me.
Prince of darkness
Buger of, my boy’s beautifull
My physical appearance is also a result of the high-pressure environment I am in. I don’t feel bad anymore. I’m just a blob fish.
Adapted to extreme pressure? Me too, fish. Me too.
From good looking to ziggy. Poor guy.
I thought it was Donald Trump with his wig off😂😂😂
Reminds me of that cartoon character, Ziggy
Put him back!
Its like you getting spaced out an airlock
I’ll be honest, I thought Stardew Valley made this up.
Total Recall moment
Poor thing.
I thought this was just my reflection in the phone.
Gonna get down voted for this (get fucked) but I was hoping this comment section would have more sympathy ngl
TIL I can handle extreme deep-sea pressure
I think Laure Loomer looks like a blob fish.